Left overs

Hello hippies your all cunts!

Sorry about that was a little upset from a meeting I had with  flower child in the supermarket. There I am happily buying my generic cereals and bagged salad with my mind trying to work if as a student I can justify purchasing artichokes, When I over hear a girl squealing to here friends like a canary that's being arse raped by a hawk. "It's horrid it's sick...who buys things like that...there..er...I feel sick just looking at them"

What crime against decency could have offend this poor rather thin looking girl? Is it the new Jedwood album? Maybe Michael Ball is appearing naked in heat this week or have they started selling those kids clothes with the padded chest bits again?

Er no, What has got this girls stomach in a knot and panties stuck up he rather tiny arse is the pigs kidneys available at a lovely £1.99 for 8! Now I'm not a bad person I wouldn't say I did this just to get a rise I mean those that know me would agree I will go out of my way to avoid an argument?? I walked calmly up behind her, reached over gave her a polite smile as I picked up a packet and slipped them into my basket.

Imagine the face of somebody being told they have won a prize, but a second later that the prize is to eat their own shit! That's her face!    


Now I may be a mouthy little shit but I don't expect everybody to be so happened next I was not expecting. She looked at me and squealed "er are you going to eat those???" "no you stupid bitch im going to rub them on my cock" (ok so I didn't say that) I replied  "yes I am their nice" she screwed her face up further "but their organs, left overs its sick" with my best smile and BBC accent whilst looking into her basket said "your buying mixed fruit jam that's the left overs of fruit which is basically the young of tress blended together, mushrooms that's the thrush of the veg world probably grown on dung and a bottle of wine which if memory serves is gone off grapes made useful by the shit and piss of yeast?.. " happy that my point was made I strolled off to find the honey.