FUCK YOU RONNIE

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"er hello?"

 "Hello my names Ronnie from TV Licensing"

 "oh, hello this is a bit of a bad time I was in the shower and.."

"Were you aware this property is unlicensed"
 
"Yes I don't watch TV look I just got out the shower and.."

"Wondered if I might come in an inspect your property?"

 "Why?"

"To check you dont need a license"

"This really is a bad time..."

"PLEASE STOP MESSING AROUND AND LET ME IN"

"er excuse me??"

"I NEED TO ENTER THE PROPERTY..SIR"

"er hang on.....right look though the letter box"

"er hello?"

"LOOK THOUGH THE LETTER BOX"

"er ok??"

"Jesus Christ......SIR...that is obscene, I could call the police"   

"Go ahead, your outside looking though my letter box that makes you a peeping tom"

"er...er...goodbye sir"