Monday 8 August 2011

Never try to cheer up me up, i might top myself!

I learnt that you not very likely to kill yourself when you really depressed as you don't have the energy, but given some help you might feel better enough to give it a try.
I learnt that people with mental problems are just that people with mental problems. It seems that my one day mental health training was concerned with the two big hitters in the crazies world, schizophonia and the boo hoo's (drepression).

Schizophrenia was described in great detail as suffering form symptoms either "positive" Hallucinations, disorganised thinking ect or "negative" loss of volition and social withdraw? So pretty much me after a couple of beers? oh know you also have to be extremely bat shit crazy spectrum as well. oh I see....

Depression (which we were told that one in four of us would be suffering from) came with a nice fifty word diagnosis guide of that included felling a "little low with low motivation" to "suicide or self harm"? So pretty much me the day after a couple of beers? oh know you also have to a little subnormal? oh I see???

My group disparate to show its usual advanced intelligence and thirst for learning probed the lecturer for tips on "the best way to identify a patient that was depressed?" or "identify a patient that might be likely to commit suicide?" "how best to restrain a nutter?" "can I get in trouble for restraining a Nutter?" "can you force a sucide attempty to stay alive?" er thats a yes to that last one by the way, by law I can keep you alive :-)

  


 
  





 




psychiatrist know fuck

Sunday 7 August 2011

I new year the same amount of days?

Well the summer is over, I have no tan and don't feel rested. I am hoping to update this some more say 3 times a week after a go running.

I am filled with fear at returning to uni I don't like people they confuse me. I am going to try and keep me head down and learn. Become boring. Become a fixture.

I am a plastic plant in the corner I need no light or water.