human beings gather round

The AV vote eh that was exciting?

what sorry you didn't vote?? oh its cause you didn't understand it? no? its cause you don't think it will make a difference? oh thats ok then as long as you have thought it through and you not just sitting in you own little world of apathy! 

WAKE UP SHIT-BIRD

Fuck all we do makes any difference on any grand scale. My job is a perfect example of that trust me, but if we give up before we even start we might as well sit at the station watching bargain hunt and drinking tea.  

Recently I have been very annoyed by stupid protest twat's running around our streets causing chaos and redesigning the the colour of police uniforms. I have however come to the conclusion that maybe there not all that bad a least they are passionate enough to leave their homes.

this lady writes very well

http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2011/may/05/av-vote-lib-dems

EDIT

Results are in the uneducated have one again!   

   

Lush music

just wanted to post this as these mixes are amazing! thats it no rants about anything.

http://www.derail.candusound.co.uk/

Players

Ok so not long till I'm back on the road whizzing around in a big yellow and green bus. However until then i have little to report.

My social life may be considered as dull and seeing as writing this is hard enough when i have things to talk about I been quiet of late yes?

I have however had a theme running though my small town life recently, one of dating, either me doing it or other people asking my advice on it, yes OK i can here the laughter among some people reading this, but people do sometimes think i might know something sometimes.

I have noticed that ladies and gents differ in relation to the level of honesty early on in dating. Questions keep popping up from my girlie friends about weather a guy is into them or not and how should they act if they like them? Is this guy being nice or is he a player? I want really sure of what to say inst it obvious if somebody is a player? Don't they have a shinny shirt and shaved balls?  

So when recently when I girl i am seeing (that's a very lose description I have never met her and we have talked on the phone about a dozen times) asked ME if i was a player? Just like that no hidden meaning no clever mind games just "are you a player"

As you would imagine I was shocked and confused, so much so in fact that without thinking i said "I don't know?" The girl slightly stunned by my response almost sounded like she was trying to defend me throwing me a simple question even a moron could answer, asked " but you wouldn't lie to somebody about wanting a relationship just to get them into bed, would you?"

I could feel  the gap in this conversation growing bigger and bigger exploding outwards like some futuristic lab accident any minute it would reach a critical no return point i had to say something... "errrr I don't know?" 

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"er maybe? is that likely to happen?.....are you likely to requests that before sex?... do you have a contract?.. sign here here and here, right now we can have sex and after we will be together for no less that 3 months unless one of us dies.."

further silence and a

"......im sorry but idea that you know either way before you have sex if crazy? I wouldn't sign up to a months supply of mustard flavored ice cream unless i knew what it tasted like. Does this not just break relationships down to a new form of easily broken marriage."

So with newly created SexDeaTh matter entering the world from the ear piece i'm left to ponder what the fuck happen? How did i get that so wrong? How at 31 did i not know how to answer such a easy fucking question and more to the point why did a turn it into an argument?

 Maybe because I'm not a fucking player?  

Maybe because i don't see sex as a surrender by one person and a victory by another. Something that can be held by either of us as a trump card in some stupid game. Do people really think that making somebody wait to have sex will help them sift out the bad form the good guys? If i was only after sex waiting a couple of weeks makes no odds to me but surely causes you no end of heart ache when it all full apart?

If a person is going to lie to you act like a arsewipe there is little you can do about it.

I now feel cynical and hungry.


      








 



 

FUCK YOU RONNIE

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"er hello?"

 "Hello my names Ronnie from TV Licensing"

 "oh, hello this is a bit of a bad time I was in the shower and.."

"Were you aware this property is unlicensed"
 
"Yes I don't watch TV look I just got out the shower and.."

"Wondered if I might come in an inspect your property?"

 "Why?"

"To check you dont need a license"

"This really is a bad time..."

"PLEASE STOP MESSING AROUND AND LET ME IN"

"er excuse me??"

"I NEED TO ENTER THE PROPERTY..SIR"

"er hang on.....right look though the letter box"

"er hello?"

"LOOK THOUGH THE LETTER BOX"

"er ok??"

"Jesus Christ......SIR...that is obscene, I could call the police"   

"Go ahead, your outside looking though my letter box that makes you a peeping tom"

"er...er...goodbye sir"














 

New born baby in the shed

Wow.

Again it's been a long time since I vomited my badly written crap into the world. It's been a mix of not much time and the boredom that comes when the shine has rubbed off something.

The world of blogs gave me, at first, a great feeling of confessional post fuck haze. I treated it like a new relationship: putting lots of time into it as it gave me lots back. It now, however, has turned into a marriage. It's lost its excitement. We never seem to stay up late any more staring into eachothers eyes. I don't get that rush when I experience something new and think about rushing home to share it with my bloggy lover.

It is with this in mind I'm going to do what all married couples do when their relationship goes south. I'm having a baby!

Na only joking. It's not that bad yet.

I'm going to try to spicy our love life with some photos! 



   

PLANNED DON'T CARE

As part of my training I have a placement with what is know as Planned Care or Patient Transport Service. These are the mini buses you might see driving old ladies in and out of hospitals, taking people in for dialysis and generally being a taxi for the sick and needy as well as plain fucking lazy.

The shifts tend to be 9 hours with plenty of down time and tea breaks. The crews wear the same uniform as A/E crews and many have the arrogant swagger of the front line services.

It is at the uniform that the similarities end. In its wisdom, the ambulance service does not train these crews with anything other than the most basic first aid and CPR and they are instilled with an "If in trouble, DIAL 999" attitude.

When they pick up patients they do not receive or ask for a proper hand over. They moan about paper work that is less detailed than most people's name tags.

The next time you're in a hospital and you see a man in green, think twice before you wander up and thank him for doing such a selfless job helping the world, because if he has time to hang around hospitals he ain't A/E.